I’m updating this from the Berkeley Public Library. Couldn’t resist. The title of this post is just one I randomly selected from the browser’s “history” that other folks have typed in.

After receiving the letter informing me I owed the Library something along the lines of a gazillion dollars in late fees, I reluctantly brought the book in and asked if we could work something out.

“Don’t worry,” the guy said, “it’s just five bucks.” Cool, I’m not a library criminal anymore.