Jeremy: Hey Hillary, how’s it going?
Hillary Clinton: Hey J, nice to see you! How you doing?
Jeremy: Oh, I’m fine. Hillary, can we make bagels, and you’ll fix all of our healthcare problems?
Hillary Clinton: Of course, J. Should we put cream cheese on our bagels?
Jeremy: Mmm, yes. And butter.
Hillary Clinton: J, I think getting rid of the butter is going to be part of solving the healthcare problem…
